- Hershey's sponsoring the Tooth fairy
- Advertising proof vest
- Greydar - for detecting boredom makers
- Allowing people to carry knives but not with a handle
- Dark glasses that flash the words 'I'm a complete prat' if worn indoors
- Harsh but fair Fortune Cookies
Hershey's sponsoring Tooth fairy
I think I was trying to dream up ideas for apposite advertising. I would like to think I could have come up with at least more than one before abandoning the project.
Advertising proof vest
I should go and invent one of these as I am sure many people would pay good money for one.
Greydar - for detecting boredom makers
I have no idea where I was going with this - except if I had one it would go off all the time as I am often guilty of boring myself.
Allowing people to carry knives but not with a handle
I think this would be a good idea - it is amazing how the prospect of slicing your own palm limits your eagerness to wield a blade
Dark glasses that flash the words 'I'm a complete prat' if worn indoors
Okay who is going to be the first to suggests sending a pair to (insert celebrity name here)?
Harsh but fair Fortune Cookies
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