The Notes
Poethos Fallacy
How I envy those possessed with gift of words,
That shame my effluent, half-digested turds.
Those that spin gold yarns with ease,
Compared to this moulded half-rotted cheese.
Who rhyme and scan so properly,
Not with my awkward-squared monotonopoly.
Who assemble best words in best orders,
Unlike my garbled gibberish furores.
Who focus on the myth rule of verse,
and not my Tourettian poethic curse.
Conclude; there's something not right in my head,
My muses have quite rightly fled.
The Commentary
How I envy those possessed with gift of words,
That shame these effluent half-digested turds.
Those that spin gold yarns etc...
My only possible defense your Honor is that I must have been very drunk when I wrote this drivel.
Can anyone hear this man's ghost bewailing his lost title?
What more can I say that isn't best summed up in the words of PC McGarry Number 452 :
"Oh deary, deary me."
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